Home is Where You Hang Your Hat

From the tower we can can see if the Trojans
are preparing to attack

Even comes with a back porch!

Red Roof Inn - Alabama Style

Takes my mother-in-law 3 days to find me whenever she comes to visit

Too many vodka breaks

At least we now own waterfront property and I
do mean OWN

THERE'S your problem!

My brother Billybob lives in the blue one,
sister Brandine lives upstairs

Been in the family for six generations