There's a Fire Code?
The new automated shoe washer
They did this to keep the dog hair off the detector - true story!
Do firemen carry hedge trimmers?
At least it supports the mailbox
There's where the missing socks go!
In case the roses are on fire
Those pesky alarms won't bother me anymore!
Whatever works
Hope the guy with the key is around when fire breaks out
The NYC Firefighters contract calls for breaks every 15 minutes
while fighting fires
To keep the frenchfries from escaping